F-Chat Log: Bad Luck Brittany, Mon Mar 04 2013 00:31:41 GMT+0000 (GMT Standard Time)

[18:52 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Hello :) [18:54 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: hi[18:54 PM]Ashleys Brothel: How are you? [18:54 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I'm ok[18:55 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I felt a bit meh this morning but now I'm better[18:55 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Good. I've had a bit of a lazy Sunday, some cleaning and stuff, and I had to go to the shops, but that's all.[18:55 PM]Ashleys Brothel: They had one of those "artisan fayre" things in the town nearest to me, but it was rubbish so I just walked through it and went to Tesco. *blush*[18:56 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I don't really know the reference, like a craft fair?[18:57 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Yes, that kind of thing. For Mother's Day. It wasn't great, though[18:58 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I am not sure why they called it an "artisan fayre" rather than a craft fair. I suppose whoever made the posters was feeling flamboyant. :)[18:58 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Have you done much today?[18:58 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Not really. I went to church this morning, and then I went to the shop. That's pretty much it[18:59 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Oh, you go to church? That's nice. :) I don't go myself, but I have been considering it.[18:59 PM]Master Seraph connected.[19:00 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I'm not really that religious (although I will say, religion is something I won't really discuss online; too many arguments) but I like the communal aspect of it.[19:01 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: And it gets me out...my flatmates spent all this morning lying in bed sleeping off hangovers, while I actually felt I'd accomplished something[19:01 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I don't really argue about religion at all. I like that everyone has different beliefs, and I respect those beliefs even if I do not share them myself, and that's the end of the story for me. There's nothing really to argue about. :)[19:02 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I am a very moderate person.[19:02 PM]Ashleys Brothel: The community aspect of it is what appeals to me. I want to believe that there is a greater force at work than us on our own, but really, I would go to church to be part of the local community, and get out and about. [19:04 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, afterwards we have tea and biscuits in the hall, and that part I enjoy as much as the bread and wine during the service, hehe.[19:04 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Not very theologically sound...[19:04 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: But not really what it's about for me.[19:05 PM]Ashleys Brothel: One of my best friends goes to a church like that in her village. It's very informal, they don't even have a church, they just have their service in the village hall followed by tea and bacon sandwiches and things! [19:05 PM]Ashleys Brothel: She is in a weird "new village" that was built in the middle of a field in the 2000s, so it doesn't have any of the traditional village stuff like a church or a pub. It's a strange place, like an estate in the middle of nowhere.[19:07 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Huh, sounds interesting.[19:07 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Her village? [19:08 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It's weird. It's all planned out, there's a Co-op shop at the centre, and a new school, and that's about all they have other than houses.[19:08 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ah, I see.[19:08 PM]R B Nicci disconnected.[19:09 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I love the idea of traditional English village life - the post office, the cricket club, the one little shop, the pub - but I think it's becoming increasingly rare. And I do prefer living in the city myself.[19:09 PM]Ashleys Brothel: My village isn't really like that - we have a post office which doubles up as a little shop, but it keeps such limited hours that I never use it. It's shut by the time I get home from work.[19:10 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Most village life these days is more like the car, the road out, the drive to work, the drive to Tesco, the drive to everywhere. [19:10 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes. I guess a lot of middle class people move there now[19:11 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: And I read an article about how many villages are kind of ghost towns because half the houses are only occupied half the year[19:11 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: England is changing[19:11 PM]Ashleys Brothel: That is very true down south, in places like Cornwall. You can take a trip to some Cornish villages in winter and they are deserted. [19:12 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Not so much up here, because no one wants to have their holiday home here, even though it is a beautiful area it is quite unfashionable and the weather can be lacklustre.[19:13 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I think our cities are changing too. I don't know if you ever go to London - I had to go there for a meeting last week, and you just do not hear anyone talking English.[19:14 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: One day I'd love to live somewhere like Derbyshire. Beautiful countryside, small villages, and like you say "unfashionable" enough that it hasn't been turned into a giant anachronism.[19:15 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Well, there are many non-English speakers in London, yes, that's true, although I think it's already been fairly multicultural.[19:15 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: *alwyas[19:15 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: *always[19:15 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Even the radio is in Turkish and Urdu and Greek and Punjabi. :D[19:16 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I like the Chinese students. They get on my tram to work every morning because it passes through the university area, and they are very polite. :)[19:16 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Can we talk about something else?[19:17 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I don't want to talk about ethnicities, and I don't want to disagree with you because I like talking with you otherwise, I'd rather just agree to disagree and move on.[19:17 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Of course. What would you like to talk about?[19:19 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Have you eaten dinner yet this evening?[19:19 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I have, but it wasn't anything too exciting. I defrosted some lasagne I made ages ago and had that. :) [19:20 PM]Ashleys Brothel: How about you?[19:21 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I haven't although I'm not very hungry. I was thinking about making myself something quickly in a bit.[19:21 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Do you move house tomorrow?[19:22 PM]Ashleys Brothel: No. :( I have had to put it all back to 16 March.[19:22 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Just administrative nonsense.[19:22 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I haven't been hungry lately, either. [19:22 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I sort of make myself eat because I know I have to do that to live, but it's not something I'm excited about.[19:23 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Oh, that's a shame. I hope it goes well.[19:24 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: So much hassle, moving...not looking forward to this summer[19:24 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Are you likely to be moving?[19:24 PM]Ashleys Brothel: The fact that my move has been put back is kind of good, because it means I get to make sure everything's set up for the move. I'm hoping to have the internet connected the day I move in, instead of waiting three weeks like you normally do.[19:26 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, I'll have to move, we're all going our separate ways.[19:26 PM]Ashleys Brothel: That's a shame! :( [19:27 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Are you moving to another village, a house of your own...not prying for details, just you said how much you liked your current place[19:27 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: And it's ok, time to move on and grow up, I suppose :)[19:27 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I'm moving to a place with a better landlord. My current landlord is useless. [19:28 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He is in debt, and uses my address to have all his bills and things sent to, even though that is illegal. I had the bailiffs round at 6:45am a couple of weeks ago, after him. I had to show them my ID and things to get them to not take my stuff. [19:28 PM]Ashleys Brothel: They parked their van in front of my drive to stop me leaving for work.[19:28 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: That's shocking...[19:29 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Every time I need anything fixed, I go to my agent, and they talk to him, and then I get the message back "oh, just fix it yourself." [19:29 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Because he has no money to get anything mended.[19:29 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: It's good you're moving then![19:29 PM]Ashleys Brothel: So I am moving not very far at all, to a very similar house, but with a better landlord. [19:29 PM]Ashleys Brothel: The new landlord is renting out the house because he has a good job in Canada, in oil. So he is solvent! [19:30 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I won't get letters saying the bank are going to repossess the house from under me because the landlord isn't making mortgage payments. :)[19:31 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, that's good.[19:31 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He is really panicking now I am moving out, because he won't have my rent money anymore. He has been living on it, I think, instead of using it for things like repairs and paying the mortgage. So he is threatening, through the letting agent, to keep most of my deposit for stuff that has broken during the time I've been here and he hasn't fixed.[19:31 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He is getting quite threatening, because he knows he is up shit creek without my rent coming in.[19:32 PM]Ashleys Brothel: But I only have two more weeks to put up with it.[19:33 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Hmm, that's really bad, I'm sorry. I think landlords tend to harass female renters more, they think they can get away with it.[19:33 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Then I am going to report him to the benefits hotline, for claiming the dole at the same time as renting out a house. He has all his benefit letters sent here, I know whenever he misses a signing on! [19:34 PM]Ashleys Brothel: And also for pretending to the DWP that he lives here on his own when he lives in Liverpool with his partner.[19:35 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I can't get credit or anything, because the house is blacklisted on all kinds of credit block lists. I can't even get a new bank account, I get declined all the time. [19:35 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ah, that's all so crazy...I know so many people who've had landlord drama, makes me feel so lucky.[19:35 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I hope things work out once you move.[19:36 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It'll be better once I've moved. He is a useless landlord. [19:36 PM]Ashleys Brothel: The new place is having new carpets fitted before I move in, which is why the delay. And it has just had a brand new efficient boiler put in.[19:36 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It will be much better there. The new landlord seems to have money to spend on the house. :)[19:37 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: That's great.[19:37 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: We had an unusual arrangement, that I *think* has worked well, although obviously it might turn out to have been a bad idea.[19:37 PM]Ashleys Brothel: There is my new house.http://i.imgur.com/NuriUsA.jpg[19:38 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: But in general our landlord has been good about paying for things and quickly resolving problems.[19:38 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: omg, that's such a beautiful house[19:38 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Really pretty[19:39 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It is! :) [19:40 PM]Ashleys Brothel: My house now has a real damp problem, because the bathroom window won't open, but they won't fix it. [19:40 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "Oh, it's always been like that," they said. Now, they're trying to take money off my deposit for the damp on the walls.[19:41 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I obviously don't know where you live and I don't want to know either, but I think that it is easier to get a nice house here for not much money, because it's an unfashionable area with a cheap cost of living.[19:41 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I live in London. I don't think that's a problem to tell you :) But I don't live centrally, I live waaay out, it's almost a different city to what people think of as London.[19:42 PM]Ashleys Brothel: London is a ridiculously expensive place, and the London prices seem to be spreading way out of the city itself now. Towns like Milton Keynes are starting to get London house prices![19:42 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I wonder if it will stop before it reaches here... ![19:43 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Yorkshire is quite a cheap place to live, and not too bad for quality of life. Some things could be better, the people can be quite cold sometimes, but the scenery is wonderful. [19:43 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I'm not a native of this area. [19:45 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I'm not a native in London, I grew up in Cambridgeshire, and Europe.[19:45 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: The price of our rent is not too bad, for London. But some of my friends are getting absolutely extorted![19:46 PM]Ashleys Brothel: My sister lived in London for a while, for her first job after university. She works for the NHS and she was living in nurses' accommodation. [19:46 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It was twice as much as I pay for my whole house per month, for one tiny room in a flat shared with six other nurses. [19:48 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ouch.[19:48 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I guess it really depends how central you go. It makes a huge difference the zone, because of the Underground[19:48 PM]Ashleys Brothel: My phone is ringing, but I will be back shortly. :)[19:49 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok. I'll make myself some tea quickly while you're gone.[20:02 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I'm back. :) [20:02 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Hi[20:03 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I like riding the Underground, it's fun. :)[20:03 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: It's too much hassle for me, I stick to the bus where possible.[20:03 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It must be difficult to find out which stations you can use, because some just have escalators or stairs.[20:04 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, there are certain ones where I can change levels, but it's limited necessarily[20:04 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Fortunately I mostly only need the bus so it's fine.[20:04 PM]Ashleys Brothel: The tram is very good for that. It has all been designed so there's no gap between the tram and the platform, and they're at exactly the same height.[20:05 PM]Ashleys Brothel: The trains here are straight out of the 1970s though, they have to get ramps out for wheelchairs, it is really old fashioned. :/[20:05 PM]Ashleys Brothel: They really need new trains here.[20:05 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: They need new trains everywhere...rolling stock is so outdated.[20:05 PM]Ashleys Brothel: The train company here has all the trains the other companies threw out.[20:06 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Some are like antiques, a lot are basically like an old bus running on rails, they are barely even safe these days.[20:08 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I wish Britain's rail network had a big redesign and upgrade, but I doubt any government will ever spend the money necessary. There's too little in it for them.[20:09 PM]Ashleys Brothel: They are building those high speed lines, but all they are going to do is make it quicker to get to London.[20:09 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Most of us, day-to-day, don't need to get to London. We just need to get from where we live to where we work, on-time and reliably, in a comfortable train.[20:09 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: It doesn't even make sense to route everything through London[20:10 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Birmingham would be a much better hub[20:10 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Not in a 1970s museum piece that is way too small for the commuter route it is doing, with not enough seats, no wheelchair access, that breaks down every few weeks. [20:11 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I used to take the train every day to work. I bought my car shortly after we all got evacuated from the train in the middle of summer.[20:11 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "I'm sorry, we are going to have to abandon the train at this station as we have overheated and developed a small electrical fire on board." Er, what? Get new trains![20:11 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ah, that's bad.[20:11 PM]Ashleys Brothel: They have the heaters on all summer because if they don't, the engine overheats![20:12 PM]Ashleys Brothel: When I used to catch it every day, it was really common for people to pass out on the train because it was 35-40 degrees on board.[20:13 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yeah, I've heard about that kind of thing. I remember a few years ago when we had those really hot summers it happened a lot.[20:14 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Speaking of hot, my sister is going to Egypt tomorrow for a holiday! [20:14 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I hope it is OK where she is going, I'm a bit worried about her.[20:15 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Really?[20:15 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I've always wanted to go to Egypt, my best friend has been there to study[20:16 PM]Ashleys Brothel: She is going to somewhere called Sharm el Sheikh, which seems to be near the sea, close to the border with Saudi Arabia. It does not strike me as an ideal holiday location, it seems a bit dangerous, but I don't know.[20:16 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I listen to the radio a lot and I keep hearing about unrest in Egypt on the news. :/[20:17 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, I had the same frets about my friend. She was safe though, I think so long as you are sensible it's realistically no more dangerous than most other places in the world[20:17 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Look at how disruptive Mexico is, but everyone sees it as an ideal holiday location[20:17 PM]Ashleys Brothel: She does not speak or read any Arabic, either. When I visit a country I always try and make time to learn at least a few basics of the language to get by, even if it's just simple phrases like "how much is that?" or learning how to read common signs. [20:18 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ah, that's different. Yes, I would have thought Arabic would be useful[20:20 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I hope she comes back safely. :) It looks hot there, the weather forecast for tomorrow is 32 degrees! [20:20 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Do you prefer the hot or the cold weather? I am on the side of the cool weather, I can always put another layer on. Once it gets too hot, you can only strip off so much![20:20 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I don't like getting hot, I vastly prefer the cold weather.[20:21 PM]Ashleys Brothel: In most offices, the people who prefer it hot usually win, and windows are constantly closed. [20:21 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I'm not sure why that is. I think they just moan louder.[20:21 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Do you want to roleplay this evening? :) [20:22 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I do, but I don't want to start right now...I'm sorry.[20:23 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: It's just, when we roleplaying, I know you like quick responses, and I'm chatting to one other friend as well so I wouldn't be able to concentrate, reply instantly.[20:23 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: When they leave I'll be free though, and we can play, maybe continue the scene we aborted yesterday or pick up one of the ideas we discussed.[20:24 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It's OK. :) We can just chat for a while, if that's OK? [20:24 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I would like to play later, though. [20:25 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, of course. I'm sorry to keep you waiting.[20:26 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It's not a problem. :) [20:27 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I was just looking at Sharm el Sheikh. It seems to be a collection of holiday places next to the sea, rather than an actual town.[20:29 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Well, I hope your friend is safe. I'd be more worried about crime or groping, though, than terrorist abduction, to be honest.[20:29 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Those places are quite fascinating. I bet she does not need any Arabic to get by there, because everything will be English.[20:29 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Egypt seems a fascinating country, but I don't have any desire to travel anywhere hot. I'd rather go to the Alps, to Scandinavia, to Eastern Europe/Western Asia, to Canada and Northern USA[20:30 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I know a few people who went out to Spain to work on radio stations there, which broadcast in English to the ex-pat population. They seem to be trying to make a miniature England somewhere hotter. [20:31 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Well, from what the people I know who went there tell me, a miniature England of over-tanned, middle-aged Tories where they don't have to worry about pesky poor people. [20:31 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, it seems like a horrible culture...they just drink and go to the beach all the time, and have no engagement with Spanish culture.[20:31 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I love it when they start going "oh, I moved to Spain to get away from all the immigrants." And you, sir, are a what? [20:32 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ha, true.[20:33 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Or "there are too many minorities now". You *are* the minority![20:33 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It all seems to be going to crap out there for them now, because the Spanish economic situation and various currency fluctuations are making their pensions and houses worthless. [20:34 PM]Ashleys Brothel: They are all starting to come back here, after ten years or so of sitting over there, calling radio phone-ins to gloat about having left. :)[20:34 PM]Ashleys Brothel: That's what my radio friends tell me, anyway. A lot of them have come back too, mainly because they hated it, but also because there isn't the money to sustain fifty English pop-and-prattle radio stations in southern Spain anymore.[20:35 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Would you ever move to another country? Presumably not southern Spain...[20:37 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I would probably not move to another country, because I would miss my family very much. [20:37 PM]Ashleys Brothel: If it wasn't for my family, I would like to move to another part of Europe - maybe Germany, or somewhere in Scandinavia. [20:37 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I want to live in a quiet, peaceful place. I really like Estonia, I have been there.[20:38 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I have a cousin in Australia who says moving there was the best thing she ever did, but it doesn't appeal to me.[20:38 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: No, nor me...hot, sun, boring.[20:38 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It is a cultural desert.[20:39 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Canada looks like a lovely country, but way too far from home.[20:39 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Well, my siblings don't live very close even now, so I don't think I'd miss them too much.[20:40 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Would you ever leave this country? [20:40 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: If I found somewhere nice. There's a village in Austria I fell in love with, I'd like to return there at some point. But I wouldn't want to live anywhere I felt like I was intruding...some places you should look, not touch, I think.[20:41 PM]Ashleys Brothel: What my cousin doesn't realise when she talks about how wonderful Australia is, is that she isn't talking about Australia, but about the Australian economic situation - there's no recession there. [20:41 PM]Ashleys Brothel: If Australia suddenly ended up in the same economic situation as Britain is now, she would soon be wanting to come back. She is just enjoying living in an economic boom, regardless of the country itself.[20:42 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Australia has natural resources[20:42 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Britain was doing pretty well back when the mines were open, too!
[20:43 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It will only last so long. [20:43 PM]Ashleys Brothel: We were in a boom in about 2006, and look how that turned out for us.[20:43 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, absolutely[20:45 PM]Ashleys Brothel: My cousin is just continuing with that, she is living in 2006 Britain instead of 2013 Britain, and she is falsely believing it is Australia she loves, rather than just the fact that there's no recession on.[20:45 PM]Ashleys Brothel: That's how I think, anyway. :)[20:46 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: How much time do you have tonight, Lily? I know it's Sunday and you presumably have work tomorrow morning.[20:46 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I have until about 12 midnight on work nights. :)[20:46 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok. I feel bad keeping you waiting to roleplay is all, I just wanted to check we weren't running out of time.[20:48 PM]Ashleys Brothel: No, it's fine. Did you have any thoughts on what you wanted to do as a roleplay? We can discuss it before we actually play, to save time. :)[20:48 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I don't mind, really.[20:49 PM]Ashleys Brothel: The one last night was quite fun, but I wondered if we could start again with it, and have it more detailed. We were both tired and I don't think we did it justice. [20:50 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes. The creepy guy watching the girl dressed up to meet her friends?[20:50 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Yes. [20:51 PM]Ashleys Brothel: With her little purse, and things. :) [20:51 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok.[20:52 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Was there anything you liked or disliked about it? Anything you want to change? [20:52 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Well, I agree that we were both tired. I wasn't writing well.[20:53 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I guess, I wasn't sure how you wanted her personality to work.[20:53 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Completely sunny and oblivious or more worried?[20:53 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Well, it's a roleplay within the roleplay. She's playing a role for his benefit, she isn't really going out with her friends, she's just playing that to please him. [20:54 PM]Ashleys Brothel: So she'll be playing that role really sunny and oblivious and happy and bright, but inside she might feel a bit more worried. [20:54 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I hope that makes sense? :) I'm not sure I explained too well.[20:54 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: No, that makes sense.[20:55 PM]Ashleys Brothel: And we said that at the end there might be a switch, she might suddenly break character and show how she really feels. "Ewwie, no! That's gross! Stop it.. ew, no, it's really icky, there's so much of it!" [20:56 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, I remember suggesting that. It certainly fits the role.[20:58 PM]Ashleys Brothel: We can have more talk between her and the man, he chats with her about school and things like that? :) [20:58 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Sure[20:59 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Is there anything you'd like him to do? [20:59 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: No, it's ok, I know the kind of scene you like.[21:00 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: He can comment on her then get worked up and cum on her clothing and items, etc. etc.[21:00 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I don't want to be selfish. :( [21:00 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: You're not, it's fine.[21:01 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I'm worried about you getting bored of playing with me.[21:02 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Please, I'm not getting bored. It's true we've probably done about as many iterations of the same scene as possible, but it's fine. If I wanted to roleplay something starkly different I wouldn't have talked to you in the first place :)[21:03 PM]Ashleys Brothel: We can mix things up and change things around soon, I hope. :) We just need to keep coming up with ideas together to keep things fresh.[21:03 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes.[21:04 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It's just such a strong fetish for me. *blush*[21:04 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I know, it's fine, we all have our kinks :)[21:04 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I'm even willing to play as a man to see it happen. *blush*[21:05 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes. Do you ever find men willing to play these roles for you?[21:06 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Not really. :([21:06 PM]Ashleys Brothel: They all want to be super masculine, hunky super-studs. [21:07 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ha[21:07 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I find it the other way round...they all want to be monsters, or children[21:08 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: But I agree it's hard to find good players to roleplay with.[21:08 PM]Ashleys Brothel: You don't think it's weird when I play a man? [21:08 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: No, not if you enjoy it.[21:09 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: There is quite a strong stigma on this website about playing opposite genders...I don't get it.[21:09 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I enjoy doing the things I want to see done to the girl, and seeing her reactions. *blush*[21:09 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter, not Harriet Potter? What's wrong with writing the character of another gender?[21:10 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It's something I find interesting to explore.[21:11 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: That's fair enough, I have no problem with it.[21:11 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I know you want to roleplay, but I'm not quite ready, I'm sorry.[21:12 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It's OK, it's good to get these details sorted out before we actually play. [21:12 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Do you know when you might be ready? :) [21:12 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: 20-30 mins, I guess?[21:12 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I mean, that will leave us 2 hours...[21:12 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Yes, or a little more. :) [21:13 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok[21:13 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Do you mind that I'm not that into playing men? I don't have a problem with it, I just don't think I do it well.[21:14 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: If you ever want to play the girl...obviously I will try.[21:14 PM]Ashleys Brothel: It's not a problem at all. Perhaps we could try a short scene sometime, but there's no pressure. I don't want to put pressure on you. :)[21:14 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: No pressure, just an offer to try to be fair[21:15 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I'm enjoying playing men at the moment, so don't worry! :)[21:15 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok.[21:16 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Is there anything else you'd like to request for this scene?[21:17 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I would like us both to go into great detail about her appearance, makeup and dress. We can write it together if you like. :)[21:19 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok[21:20 PM]Ashleys Brothel: And.. when he finishes, can we take it in turns to describe the effect of each.. burst of cum on her appearance? What it does, if it spoils anything? [21:20 PM]Ashleys Brothel: *blush*[21:20 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Of course.[21:20 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Where it lands, how she reacts, what it ruins... *blush*[21:21 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Is something wrong?[21:21 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: We've discussed this a lot, but tonight you seem in a very *blush*y mood.[21:22 PM]Ashleys Brothel: No, I'm just a little blushy at my very specific kinks. [21:22 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: ok[21:22 PM]Ashleys Brothel: There's nothing wrong, I'm looking forward to playing. [21:23 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Can I make a request about her?[21:23 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Of course. :)[21:23 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I can't remember the reference we were using for Staci, but can she be on the petite side?[21:23 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I like playing smaller characters[21:23 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I would like that very much. How tall should she be? [21:23 PM]Ashleys Brothel: The reference we were using was just a face picture, so there was no height to look at.[21:23 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Like, short for her age (which was 16?), so maybe, under 5 foot?[21:24 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: The man doesn't have to be big or tall, but he'd still be bigger than her, powerfully looming over her with his gungy cock ready to ruin her pretty outfit[21:24 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I like that idea a lot. Can we get her to talk about how small she is? [21:25 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Sure, of course[21:25 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Whew, I was nervous to ask about that one, glad it's ok with you![21:25 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Don't be nervous at all. Is there anything else you would like to ask? :) [21:26 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Not about this role...I think I have good handle on it[21:26 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: *a good[21:26 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Okay ;) [21:26 PM]Ashleys Brothel: :) [21:26 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: There is another roleplay I'd like to do at some point[21:27 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: With a smaller, more petite girl. And a man who doesn't listen to her much...rather than a conversational RP, it'd be more, her fretting over her life, career, job, etc., and him selfishly ignoring her and unloading in her sweet young face, grunting and satisfying himself piggishly.[21:28 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I love that idea. Can she not even pretend she's enjoying it? That would be my request. [21:28 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, maybe a few tears by the end.[21:28 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Admitting how much she hates having to do this.[21:29 PM]Ashleys Brothel: She would intersperse her talk with little comments like "ew, no, that's gross," or "stop that, it's nasty," "ewwie, get that away from me." [21:29 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Like that? [21:29 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yes, exactly.[21:29 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: She wouldn't exactly fight or run away or anything, he's a customer after all, but she would object a lot, and he would completely ignore her.[21:30 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He'd talk to her, but only selfishly. "Mmngh, that's good, yeah, you're so sexy babe, jiggle your tits, ungh..." [21:33 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I really like that idea. :)[21:33 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Yay. Me too[21:34 PM]Ashleys Brothel: How old do you see her? :)[21:34 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Mid teens.[21:34 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Or older, but small for her age.[21:36 PM]Ashleys Brothel: That sounds like it would be really interesting to play out. [21:36 PM]Ashleys Brothel: You have such good ideas! [21:36 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Thanks...[21:36 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok. I'm about ready to roleplay, if you like[21:37 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Can I take a moment to make myself another cup of tea, and then we can begin? Assuming you're ready and don't want to discuss anything else about it.[21:37 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Sure. :) I'm ready to start now, I think. [21:37 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok. I'll be right back![21:37 PM]Ashleys Brothel: See you soon! [21:55 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: I'm sorry that took so long. I'm back now, and all yours.[21:55 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Hi. :) Would you like to start? [21:56 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Let's start by going over what she's wearing.[21:57 PM]Ashleys Brothel: That's what I'd like to do, yes. [22:01 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok. From bottom up! Staci is wearing a pair of strappy white sandals, with pink flowers for buckles. She is wearing long socks, reaching up to her thighs; they are light pink, with white bows at the top. Her skirt is very short and white, with flowers embroidered on it. She's wearing a white belt with a cute plastic "Hello Kitty" buckle. Her top is a tight crop-top in pale blue, cut off to show her midriff; she has a little pink navel piercing. The straps of her bra are hot pink, matching the straps of her thong visible over her skirt.[22:04 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: For accessories, she's wearing lots of plastic bracelets, in rainbow colours, and three sparkly rings, although they're all cheap and fake. She has sparkly pink ear piercings to match the sparkly pink stud in her tongue. She's wearing fake hair extensions, making her straight bottle-blonde hair reach past her shoulders, and has a pink flower beret tucked into her brow. Her skin is fake-tanned olive. She has two small tattoos, one on her lower back of some ivy, one on her ankle of a rose. She is wearing very thick make-up, with glitter dusted on her fake, neck, and chest. Heavy eyeliner, thick purple-pink glitter gloss, dark mascara on long fake lashes that flutter around her pale blue eyes.[22:04 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: She has fake nails, long clip-on ones curling in a slight claw owing to their length, pink and glittery (she mentioned wanting to get silver tips added next time).[22:05 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: And for her purse, she's holding a small cute little bag, with glittery inlay, inside which she has make-up and accessories, plus her pink phone.[22:06 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: 16 years old but short for her age, she is quite skinny, but has large, firm, overly round fake breasts, quite a lot of cleavage showing in her tight top.[22:07 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: *with glitter dusted on her face[22:09 PM]Ashleys Brothel: My man, Andrew, is going to be sitting on the edge of the bed when she walks in. He isn't tall for his 31 years, he's about 5'11'', but he's still going to loom over her. Instead of being naked, I'll have him wearing a pair of thin, fairly loose, grey cotton boxers. There's something about it being covered up that makes it a bit more threatening to start with, I think. Other than that, he'll be naked, with a slight covering of brown hair on his chest, and a bit of a growing belly, but nothing huge. [22:09 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Is there anything you'd like to add or change about her appearance?[22:10 PM]talknerdytome is now Away. [shower brb!][22:10 PM]Ashleys Brothel: I would very much like her eyeliner to be glittery, but that's all. She's dreamy. :)[22:10 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Ok.[22:12 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: "Hey cutie!" Staci giggled wildly as she entered the room. The petite little fake blonde waved brightly at Andrew, approaching him with a smile plastered from ear. "How are you doing tonight, hunni? I'm on my way to meet my friends, but Madam Ashley told me you wanted to spend a little time with me first? That's so cool, we're going to have so much fun!"[22:14 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Andrew sat on the edge of the bed, smiling warmly up at her, seeing how well she was playing into the role he'd requested from Ashley when he 'booked' her earlier that day. He didn't act as if anything was out of the ordinary, despite being almost naked, save for a pair of thin, loose grey boxers that covered up an already growing erection. He hadn't done anything like this in nearly a year, but it wasn't his first visit to the brothel. "I'm good, sweetie," he said. "What's your name? My name's Andrew, but you can call me whatever you want to. I quite like 'Mister'." He spoke to her slowly, almost like a teacher talking to a student. [22:17 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci giggled. "Ok Mister! I'm Staci...it's so nice to meet you!" She sidled up closer to the bed, still grinning at him. "Do you want me to come sit down beside you, Mister, or should I stay standing here so you can look at my pretty dress!" She did a twirl on the spot. "Don't you think it's cute? I just love how it goes with my sandals."[22:19 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He watched her twirl with dark, brown, longing eyes. It was tempting to have her come and sit with him, so he could touch and feel her, but right now he was enjoying just looking. He smiled again, and talked to her. "That's a really pretty name, Staci. Is it Stacey with a Y, or Staci with an I?" He loved how teenage girls spelled their names in cutely different ways. "And... how old are you? I'm 31, so I might be a bit older than you." [22:19 PM]Jared Turner disconnected.[22:19 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "I'd love it if you stayed there and looked pretty for me, Staci-baby." [22:22 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: "It used to be Stacee with two e's! But then I decided I wanted to be Staci with an i!" she explained, giggling. "Like my friend Candi used to be Candy with a y, but now she's Candi with an i! And my from Kacee used to be Kacey with a y...or maybe it was an i...hmmm..." She paused ditzily, as though she couldn't remember her own friend's name - an act, of course, she and Kacee had grown up on the same council estate. "Okay, Mister!" she thrilled, doing another little twirl. "I'm 16, Mister!"[22:23 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: *my friend[22:24 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "Staci with an I really suits you, sweetie," he said, kindly and warmly. He didn't want to be nasty to this girl, he just wanted to spend some time with a sweet, glittery, sparkly young thing for his own perversions. "Can I call you Staci-baby?" He loved the cute pet names, and that was a particularly sweet one. "You are really young, too! I like that skirt, it really suits you." He was growing down there now, a tent forming in the loose boxers, threatening and looming under the thin grey fabric. [22:26 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci nodded. "Of course you can, Mister, you can call me whatever you want...Staci-baby, Stacikins, or just a little petname if you want me to be your poppet, your sweetie, your cupcake..." She stretched out her skirt, showing him the flowers, her glittery nails stretching the material taut. Glancing at his erection, she decided to pretend not to notice it for the moment, until she could tell whether he was shy, or more comfortable with it. "Thanks Mister! I'm going shopping with my friends, so I wanted to wear all my favourite clothes to look really good!"[22:27 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: (Is this ok? And can I ask a quick question?)[22:27 PM]Ashleys Brothel: (Yes, and yes. :) )[22:27 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: (Is Andrew the one from the smelly roleplay? Or is just a different Andrew?)[22:28 PM]Ashleys Brothel: (I forgot we used the name before, I just like it. It's a different guy, he won't be smelly, or not offensively so.)[22:28 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: (Ok)[22:28 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: (It's no problem either way, I was just checking. We have lots of A- names to keep track of!)[22:30 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Andrew looked her up and down with a smile again, watching her pull at the skirt, looking at the way her pretty pink thong showed above the elastic of the tiny garment. "Oh, that sounds like fun!" he said, brightly, joining the cute conversation. "I bet you love to shop, Staci-baby, my little princess." He smiled again. "And... you look even younger than 16, I have to say. You're so... petite, cupcake." [22:31 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci giggled. "Your princess...that's so cute, Mister, I'd love to be your little princess!" She wasn't standing still, rather wiggling around in a showy little dance, breasts bouncing, slender hips waving. "I do love to shop, especially for clothes, and jewellery. When we're going to the outlet we're going to get our nails done, and I sometimes get a fake tan or new hair dye too!"[22:33 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Andrew had to place a masculine hand against the now-throbbing, tenting bulge in his boxers, touching himself gently through the material, not really stroking, just keeping from getting too uncomfortable. "Oh, your nails, Staci-baby," he said, loving the little name he had thought of for her. "Would you like to show them to me? I've been staring at them, but you haven't shown me properly yet, and they look like they're really pretty." [22:34 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci nodded. "Of course Mister, you can look at whatever you want, I'm all yours to stare at!" She seemed happy about this arrangement, approaching him and holding out her fake-tanned thin arms. Her dainty fingers were tipped with long, glittery nails, the pink dusted with silver and gold. She wiggled them about playfully. "What colour do you think I should get next time, Mister? I love pink, but I've been thinking about changing. I can never make up my mind!" she giggled, affecting the ditzy routine men loved from teenage girls.[22:37 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He looked at the nails intently, and it was obvious from the reaction down there that this was something that he enjoyed greatly. "Mmn," he said, grunting a little. "When you go to the mall, Staci-baby, I think you should have them done all different colours! Maybe, pink glitter like that, but with alternating light-blue and silver tips? I think that'd look really cute." Andrew carried on watching her wiggly nails, admiring them and her fake-tanned, smooth skin. "But you're already really pretty, princess." [22:38 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: "Oh, that's such a good idea, Mister, you're so smart!" she drawled. "Alternating colours would look so good. Maybe you could come back and see them when I had them done?" she asked hopefully. Doing another little twirl, she showed off her petite, underfed, spray-tanned body. "You're so sweet, Mister. What do you think is pretty about me? My hair, my eyes, my body?" She giggled, wiggling her breasts about in their tight top.[22:40 PM]Ashleys Brothel: She stood so close to him now that he was tempted to place his hands on her pretty, slender, bared midriff and feel her up. But that would break his fantasy, the little roleplay he'd paid for, so he refrained, and just gave himself another little squeeze down there, a wet spot starting to form on the boxers. "You have such a tiny, slim little body, Staci-baby," he said, admiring her petiteness. "You're so petite. How tall are you? And I really love your makeup, it's so... sparkly and bright. I like lipgloss, very much. I think it really suits a girl your age." [22:42 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci smacked her lips together. "I don't know, Mister. When I lived with my mum, she used to measure me, but it's been a while...I don't think I'm 5 foot tall yet, though, so I guess I'm 4'9"!" she squealed, as though she didn't realize there were 12 inches in a foot. She batted her lashes, eyes lidded with heavy glittery eyeshadow. "Do you like my glitter, Mister?"[22:43 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He knew, but didn't try to correct her. The fantasy of a little girl under 5 feet excited him enough, as he touched himself again, stroking through the material slowly now. "I really do like it, Staci-baby," he said, gently. "You can call me Andrew as well as Mister, too, you know." He liked the thought of her using his name, with that sweet, sing-song voice. "What do you like about my body, sweetie-pops?" [22:43 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He knew that the answer would be "nothing," but he really liked the play-acting.[22:46 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: "Well, Andrew," she ummed nervously, trying to think how to keep up the act and compliment him. "I like that you're taller than me! It makes me feel so cute! Look, we're almost the same height now, and you're sitting down! Do you like being taller than me, Andrew, being bigger than cute, sparkly, glittery little Staci?" There was a faint edge to her voice as she softly asked: "Does it make you feel better than me, powerful over me?"[22:48 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "I love being taller than you, Staci," groaned Andrew, his lust starting to build. "It makes you seem so young and small. You're such a petite little cupcake, and so pretty, and sparkly, and sweet," groaned the man. "Where are you from? I've seen pretty little teenage girls like you on the council estate. Are you from there?" [22:49 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci nodded. "That's right, I am! Wow, you're so clever, Mister. Well, I mean, I don't live there anymore, but it's where I grew up, when I lived with my mum, and went to school and stuff. Now I live on the other side of town, in the Fleabottom Estate," she said, naming a notoriously poor, downtrodden part of town mostly filled with council housing and pound shops. "It's such a cool place to live!"[22:51 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He knew it, and he knew the whole area was overshadowed by the big shopping mall that had been cheaply built next to the motorway there. "At least it's handy for the mall, Staci," he said, brightly. "Do you enjoy school? You must be getting ready for your GCSEs about now. You're... sixteen, aren't you?" He knew she was, but he wanted her to say it. "You do look younger..." [22:52 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci cocked her head. "I am 16, Mister, I know I'm small, but I'm very mature for my age. I go out to clubs all the time, and go shopping, and everything..." Her tone was playful, rather than defensive. "I was in school, but it was so hard and boring that I kind of stopped going!" she giggled wickedly, as though it were a huge joke. "There was no point anyway, I wasn't predicted to get any GCSEs even if I stayed."[22:55 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "Aww, that's OK," he said gently. "You're such a cute, sweet girl, and so kind and bright, that I'm sure you'll go far." Andrew looked her up and down again, his gaze resting on her bra-straps, then her sparkly cleavage, then drifting down to her pretty skirt, and finally resting on those sparkly nails. He couldn't take any more of this, he had to start doing things. "Staci-baby," his voice was gentle and soft, but filled with dark lust. "I'm going to have to do something, sweetie-pops." His hand played and pulled at the elastic of his boxers, now damp and wet with his fluids. "I need to take my penis out, Staci, please don't say no..."[22:57 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci didn't even blink. "Why would I say, Mister? You just get as comfortable as you like. I could hardly say no after you've been so sweet and kind now, could I? And if you want me to do anything, just say...otherwise I'll just stand here looking pretty for you! Oooh!" she squealed, plucking her phone out of her purse, and pretending to take a call. She spent a minute giggling with a 'friend', talking about their shopping plans, keeping up the roleplay devotedly.[22:59 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: *why would I say no[23:00 PM]Ashleys Brothel: As she giggled and talked so cutely on the sparkly pink phone, he lowered the elastic of the boxers, revealing his dark, hard, anxious, tense cock, and wrapping his hand around it. There was a slight musk from his arousal, but nothing too deep or unpleasant, just manly smells to contrast with her pretty feminine body spray. He just watched her, looking her up and down as she danced and swayed during her 'conversation,' staring at her bared midriff, the pretty navel piercing, her tiny little skirt, her pretty hand holding the phone, her bottle-blonde hair. "Mmngh," he grunted. "That's better, Stacipops," his hand stroked up and down, "are you going to buy any new makeup at the mall?" [23:02 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci folded away the phone in her purse, and nodded. "Oh yes, I want to get lots of new lipstick, pink and red and purple...and some new eyeshadow too, I want to try this purple glittery colour that my friend Amber uses. I just love shopping for make-up, I'll probably end up buying more than will fit in my pretty little purse!"[23:03 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He was now completely naked, but didn't bat an eyelid, just carried on the conversation as if nothing was wrong at all. "Staci," he smiled kindly at her. "Would you like to come and sit next to me on the bed, so we can carry on chatting? I'd love to look through your purse." He patted a spot on the bed, very close to where he was sitting and touching himself. [23:05 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci nodded vigorously. "Of course Mister, I'll come sit beside you, and show you all the things I carry around. Here, my phone...make-up...nail polish...nail polish remover..." She went on, as she clambered up to the bed and nestle in beside him, setting her bag on his lap, dangerously close to his upright cock. Her scent mingled with his.[23:08 PM]Ashleys Brothel: His tense, erect cock was oozing out sticky, glistening pre-cum, and as she sat next to him, the feel of her warmth so close caused him to spurt out a large glob of ick, which dribbled down his leg, and splatted onto the pretty pink purse. "Do you have, ungh.. some of your lipgloss in there," he said, softly. "I want to watch you put it on, Staci-baby. Will you apply your lipgloss while I watch? Does it taste of anything, strawberries or something?" [23:08 PM]Ashleys Brothel: ((Is this OK?))[23:08 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: (Yes, nice twist)[23:11 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci nodded, rooting around inside her bag. "I have some lipgloss right here, I'll put some more on for you now, Mister." She plucked out a small vial, and began liberally coating it on her lips, smooching them into a pout to emphasise their size as she smeared on the glittery purple-pink mixture. It smelt faintly of a generic fruit kind of scent. Then she puckered up. "Umm, it tastes like summer fruit! But, uh uh, Andrew, no tasting for you..." she warned, kissing one of the few things not available to the clients.[23:14 PM]Ashleys Brothel: He smiled kindly, stroking his hard penis as he watched her intently, smearing on the glitter-gloss and puckering up for him. Andrew would have loved to have kissed her at that moment, but he knew it wasn't allowed. "That's OK, sweetie," he said, slightly disappointed. "I just love to watch you get ready, and get all sparkly for your trip out. Is there anything else you need to do to get ready?" His fluids were still spattering occasionally against the pretty, shiny leather of the purse. [23:15 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci winced as she saw the pretty bag getting spoiled. "Um, well, why don't you tell me, Mister? Do you think I need to put any more nail polish on?" She waggled her fingers for him, then batted her eyes. "Or some more make-up?"[23:16 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: (I'm posting rubbish...but I am enjoying this. Guide me if there's anything you'd like to see.)[23:17 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "I think your nails are pretty just how they are, sweetie," he said, admiring them, hardening and throbbing as he watched her wriggle them, sparkling under the room's warm lighting. "I think I'd like to watch you putting on a little more makeup, Staci-babes," he smiled. "Why don't you add an extra little coat of mascara to those pretty lashes, and then some more sparkly glitter-dust on your cheeks and.. your.. boobies?" He laughed at the cute word for them. [23:20 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci giggled, squeezing her 'boobies' together then letting them bounce apart - there was a huge gap between the two fake silicone orbs. "Ok Andrew, that sounds like fun." She sat her bag on his lap, ignoring the continuing rain of cock-spittle showering it, and removed her makeup compact, flipping open a small seashell mirror. She brushed mascara onto her long fake lashes, then swept her eyelids with eyeshadow. Then came the glitter, dusting it liberally onto her face and chest. She leaned forward, showing her late-cut top. "What do you think, hunni?"[23:22 PM]Ashleys Brothel: His eyes darted to hers, admiring the pretty dark mascara, before lowering down his gaze to her cleavage, inviting and warm, and now even more sparkly and glittery, as he smiled sweetly, still touching himself. "Oh, Staci-baby," he said, gently. "You're so pretty now. You look like you're ready to go out and shop with your friends! I love watching you get ready, poppet." Andrew was starting to feel the heat a little, and slowed down, feeling himself getting too close for comfort to the point of no return. "I'm sorry to have to wank myself while you do it, babe."[23:24 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: She smiled comfortingly. "Don't worry, Mister, it's perfectly natural. You just touch yourself as much as you like, looking at me all pretty and ready to go out." She bit her glittery lip. "Mister, would you like me to stand up again? So you could see how small I am? You seemed to like that before. Seeing a little 16 year standing there all glittery and sparkly, just for you..."[23:25 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "Yes, baby," he said. "Staci-babes, would you stand up, and do a little twirl for me? And... I mean, I wouldn't normally ask this, but..." His cock was doing the thinking for him now. "Would you give your skirt a little lift for me? I mean, if you wouldn't mind? Just for a second? A little peep?" He felt so dirty now. [23:28 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci touched his wrist - the one not furiously wanking himself. "Andrew, relax, you can ask anything you want. Remember, you're the, 31 year old man with the nice job...I'm just a tiny little 16 year old who's not even in school!" she giggled, as though the unfair power dynamic were somehow fun. Standing up, she wiggled out in front of him, then gripped the hem of her skirt in her pink glittery nails. Twirling on the spot, she lifted it up, baring fake-tanned thighs and a tiny, skimpy pink thong.[23:30 PM]talknerdytome disconnected.[23:31 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "You are so tiny, aren't you, sweetie," he stroked a little quicker now, watching her exposing herself, flashing herself for him as he stared. "You've even got such a tiny, perky little bum." His eyes were dark now, with lust, as he held back his orgasm, quickening and slowing the pace on his penis, his balls tight and full. "I just want you to stand there now, you can drop your skirt, and I want you to just stand there and look pretty for me, sweetie-pie. Just.. giggle, and dance, and wiggle, and just look so cute, Staci-kins." [23:33 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci let her skirt fall and turned to face him, swishing her hips side to side, wiggling like she had sand in her shoes. Giggling, her eyes sparkled as she watched him steadily beating off. "You like that I'm a little 16 year old, don't you Mister?" she teased. "Why don't you stand up, Andrew? You could see how tall you are compared to me, you could down at my little 16 year old boobies bouncing around all glittery for you?"[23:34 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: *you could stare down[23:34 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: (my typing...I'm so sorry!)[23:36 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "I do like how much younger you are than me, sweetie," he said, groaning a little. "That's OK, isn't it, Staci-baby?" He was filled with need, but he wanted to see how far he could take the little act she was performing for him. She was such a good actress! He knew none of it was true, but just the fact that she was fulfilling a fantasy for him was arousing. "Do you like having a naked 31-year-old in your room, wanking while you get ready? Do you like my penis, Staci-baby?" His voice was so kind and gentle, in contrast to the lewd act he was performing.[23:38 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci bit her lip, nodding. "Of course I do, Mister," she lied softly about the penis invading her personal space, defiling her being. "I think it's so sexy that you get so worked up and excited thinking about little me, with your nice hard cock all oozy and gungy and..." She took a step back, nonetheless, when a drip splashed on her sandal, her face flickering for a moment.[23:40 PM]Ashleys Brothel: Andrew was getting closer and closer to the point of no return, so to stop him prematurely losing it, he stood up, and stood next to her petite, pretty body. Despite him being only of fairly modest height, he still loomed over her, her face roughly level with his upper chest. He smiled, and stood close up to her, not touching her. "Oh, Staci-baby," he groaned. "You're so small! Are you.. ungh.. the smallest of your group of friends? Tell me a little about them, sweetheart." [23:43 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: "I'm probably the smallest...although MiMi is really tiny..." she said, just slightly unnerved by his tone. "Then there's Becca and Kacee and Christi and Rochelle and Leanne and Suzee...We're all the same age, I guess, we all love dressing up, meeting to go shopping, going to the salon to get our nails done, our make-up, our hair, our tans, or getting a new piercing or tattoo, or some hair extensions, or a cute new purse, or some jewellery...Some of them work here like me, getting dressed up for...nice...older men like you, Andrew. Earning a little money that way. None of us really have jobs, or are in school anymore..."[23:45 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "Mmngh, that's hot," grunted Andrew, breaking his calm, kind demeanour for a moment, before realising, and putting it back in place. "Aww, Staci-baby, that's really cute," he corrected himself. "I'm sure you have lots of fun together! I'm really not the sort of guy who normally comes to a place like this, but you just seemed so cute." His voice softened further, kind and sweet, in juxtaposition to the question he was about to ask. "Umm, Staci-baby, can I ask you a question?" [23:48 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci nodded with just a hint of nervousness. "Of course, Mister Andrew, you can ask me anything," she giggled anxiously, disquieted by his sexual grunting about her friends.[23:50 PM]Ashleys Brothel: His voice was so kind, and gentle. And somehow, that made the question he asked seem even worse. "Staci-baby," he said, using her cute pet name that he'd given her. "You're so sweet, and pretty, and petite, and your sparkly little body is so cute and I think you're really attractive." He smiled gently. "Mmngh, I'm sorry to have to... say this, but I'm going to... to stroke my penis and come soon. Can... can I come in front of you, Staci-baby?" [23:51 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: She nodded. "Of course you can, Mister. That's what I'm here for, for you to enjoy yourself and work out all that tension...um...do you want me to get you a tissue for when you cum, Andrew? I mean, you don't want to get any of your messy on my cute outfit or anything...do you?" she asked hopefully, fluttering her overly long lashes.[23:53 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "I want you to sit down on the bed, Staci-baby," he said, softly, as if breaking bad news. "I'd like you to sit there, and then look all pretty for me." He stood, facing the bed, penis in hand, waiting for her to sit, dribbling pre-cum onto the carpet disgustingly. [23:54 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci sat down slowly, realizing he'd ignored her question. "O-o-kay, Mister, but just remember how much time I spent getting ready," she said nervously, trying to steer him away from messing her up. She looked at the way the thick gloop stuck to the carpet, curling her lip. Sitting down, she seemed so small, such a tiny little thing all glittered up and prettied, just waiting for her horrible comeuppance.[23:57 PM]Ashleys Brothel: "Aww, Staci-baby, please don't look so scared," he said, gently. As if explaining what was about to happen to a little girl, he spoke slowly. "Staci, sweetie-pie, I'm going to stroke myself now. And I'm going to come. You're so pretty, and cute, and you make me need to do this. I'm sorry, but I have to. Staci-baby, my sweet princess..." he said those fateful four words she hated so, "Where can I come?" [23:59 PM]Bad Luck Brittany: Staci wrinkled her nose. "Well...you can cum anywhere you want, Mister, my hair, my face, my mouth, my breasts, my dress, my purse..." An edge of panic creased her tone. "But, Andrew...please, I took so long getting ready, my make-up, everything, please don't?" she whined, suddenly bashful. "Can't you cum in a tissue, for me, for little 16 year old Staci?"[0:01 AM]Ashleys Brothel: Andrew shook his head, as he stroked himself faster. "I'm so sorry, Staci-baby, I can't." He looked her up and down. "I just want you to sit there for me, and look up, hold your pretty little purse for me and look like you're just about to head out for a lovely day out with your friends," he stroked even quicker now, "tell me your name, tell me your Staci-with-an-I because I find it really cute, and tell me how old you are?" He was so turned-on and lustful now. "Staci-baby..." he grunted. [0:02 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: "I'm Staci," she said, her voice starting to rise as she clutched her little purse in her fake-tanned lap, nails glittering as she held it. Her big eyes were sad, for all their glittery showiness. "Staci-with-an-i, Staci from the council estate, poor little Staci, 4 foot 9 Staci, 16 year old Staci, but Mister - please! Please don't! I'm only 16..."[0:04 AM]Ashleys Brothel: (Can we do it blow-by-blow? I'll tell you where he aimed it, and then you tell me how it looks and what it spoils and how she reacts?)[0:05 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: (Yes, that's what I was thinking too - feel free to write any reaction in if you want, you mentioned wanting to share it.)[0:06 AM]Kimmi Huang connected.[0:06 AM]Ashleys Brothel: "Mmngh, mmngh," he grunted, panting as he watched her getting more and more desperate, this somehow being more arousing to him than the smiley-little-girl act he had thought he wanted her to do. He stared down at her glittery, pretty, cute nails and that was it. He couldn't take any more. His pace quickened as he took himself over the point of no return, grunting out his disgusting orgasm. "Mmngh... mmngh... ungh.. ungh.. ungh-ungh-ungh-ungh-MMNGGH!" He groaned. "Staci-baby," it splattered out of his cock. "Oh, Staci-baby, here it..." He aimed low, as he was looking at those pretty nails, on her cute, dainty, tanned hands, holding the purse, and it landed, thick and white, across her hands, purse and thighs. [0:08 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: "Ewwie!" she shrieked as it landed like a blob of cold porridge on her hand, splattering from her nails all the way up to her chunky plastic bracelets. A fat smear of ooze landed on her purse, dribbling inexorably inside: she could only watch as it crept in, soiling everything within, powerless to stop it. Another splatter landed on her fake-tanned thighs, dribbling down between them until it dripped, slowly, gungily, onto the clean sheets beneath.[0:10 AM]Ashleys Brothel: He was starting to go off harder now, as he aimed upwards for his second burst of thick, white, steamingly disgusting cum, shooting from his cock with a sickening 'splurt' sound as he relieved himself of his pent-up ick. It landed just below her pretty face, across the cleavage that she had so lovingly glittered for him just a few minutes earlier, while he had sweetly watched her put on her makeup. [0:12 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: "Mister, please, please don't!" she pleaded, just as the overripe ball-batter smattered into her, dribbling ickily down into her pencil-wide cleavage, dragging with it a little glutenous stream of glitter and fake-tan, like it was scouring her of her identity and leaving the frightened little teenager beneath. She watched, horrified, as the gloop reached her top, instantly staining it darkly.[0:13 AM]Lilly Dawn connected.[0:14 AM]Ashleys Brothel: The way her act had slipped away, and she was no longer the pretty, bubbly smiling girl off out for a fictitious day at the mall with her friends, made him grunt even louder. "Mmngh, Staci-baby, yeah," was all he could manage, as another wave of the messy stuff escaped his body, aiming even higher now. It came out as a glob, rather than a rope, and thickly, disgustingly spewed across her glitter-gloss lips, her right cheek, up onto her forehead before globbing disgustingly into her bottle-blonde hair. [0:16 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: "Eee! It's so ewwwie, I hate it I hate it I hate it!" she squealed as it matted in her hair and dribbled cooling down her cheek. She could taste its salty, overripe tang on her lips, spitting it out along with smudged glitter-gloss, closing her eyes just in time as she felt a viscous cascade seep down, dragging fake lashes and mascara goop with it. "No!" she sobbed brokenly. "No, no, no!"[0:18 AM]Ashleys Brothel: Her cute sobs, and cute words, made him feel like the most powerful man in the world, and he aimed upwards, with a cruel glint in his eye, grunting out as another viscous glob of semen splurted from his penis, landing right in her hair, two big, thick, globby ropes coating her pretty hair, matting it together. [0:20 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: "Yuk, it's so slimey and gross!" she complained, the cumming feeling more like an act of war than love as his cum-cannon bombarded her head, obliterating her makeup, twining in her dyed blonde hair. Some even flecked her pink flower beret, the petals seeming to wilt in the face of the broadside as she lowered her head and started to softly sob.[0:21 AM]Ashleys Brothel: The next one he felt coming was thicker, and chunky, and rather disgusting, he thought, as he aimed a little lower, watching her lower her head. This one landed squarely on the front of her cute tank-top, and dribbled down in gross chunks of thick, sludgy ick, to coat her midriff, and her pretty piercing, and her cute Hello Kitty belt. [0:24 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: She watched as it dribbled down her front like a bit of cold sick, until it reached her belt, coating the childish buckle in a very adult covering, staining the material of her skirt, and drying out white and pasty on her bare midriff. "P-p-please," she whimpered. "Please Mister Andrew, no more..."[0:25 AM]Ashleys Brothel: Andrew felt himself starting to subside, so to finish off, he aimed himself higher, and stepped closer, coating her forehead and letting the last of the disgusting, chunky, slimy semen hit her forehead, and dribble disgustingly down her face, like sick. "Mmngh, Staci-baby, I'm so sorry," he said, starting to soften. [0:27 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: She shrieked as he emptied the last of his back-up balls onto her forehead, eyes screwed shut nose wrinkled. "It's ruined, it's all ruined, you've ruined me!" she complained softly as she cried, stinging with humiliation and shame. Yet even somehow now, she managed to spit out: "It's ok Mister...it's what I'm here for...it's why you came here..."[0:28 AM]Ashleys Brothel: "It is, sweetie," he said, more comfortingly now that his sexual frustration had burst out of him, and he was relieved, satiated. "I came here because that was what I wanted to do, Staci-baby, I've always wanted to do that to a pretty teenage girl, all dressed-up. I hope you don't mind, cupcake." [0:30 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: "No, Mister," she said dejectedly. "I'm used to it," she admitted in a small, sad, broken voice, as she sat there, stinking lumpy cum drying on her skin and clothing, matting her hair, ruining her make-up, destroying her purse, violating her soul.[0:31 AM]Ashleys Brothel: He suddenly felt a little embarrassed, as he pulled his clothes back on quickly. "Sweetie, Staci-baby," he said gently. "I'm going to go now. But I'll come back again, and check out your pretty nails, if that's OK!" [0:31 AM]Ashleys Brothel: ((I think we're done?))[0:31 AM]Bad Luck Brittany: ((I think so!))